Армянский жаргон

**Hamlet** » 06 мар 2007, 13:56

Padyezdayin humor Yerevanits!!!

Q. Bargun Pze jan, vontses bratan?
A. Vosssh, Gug jan, ma~nrits axpe.
Q. Aper inshka?
A. Ape, niputiovy parnishka u mergeliani Marishka.
Q. Urish inshka?
A. De paliroydi vspyshka meke baseyni vyshka.
Q. Isk nents vapshe inshka?
A. Ape, manapoliayi fishka u kedry shishka.
Q. Isk obshechelavecheski inshka?
A. Ape de,safariyi martyshka meke 12-pyorstny kishka.
Q. Heto aper, en kaytsak mashnen konna?
A. Ape vrodzi ha, ete en karmir avudziyi hetes.
Q. Ba et yep tenst mughamov arar chimatsank?
A. Esim ape, en or@ operayi cafeyum dobry nstatei, meke ho mi hat kakal bala
chantsav, ashkers prost@ plshats lrvan vren.
Sot@viyis aziz arev, indz hents tesav ashkerov mihat ho chkrakets, kicher
mnum Raybanners tchakeyn. Vobshem, ape mamentalny ghaytanis tel@ hanetsi u sran kapi. Es nanarnel kak na zlo nents shat intseligent, girk batsats,
kyank tesat u Amaretto xmats akhchik er. Yes el gides, kak vsegda pontov mi
kani hat ikibir hanak ari; sra dur@ ekav, vnushkvav vrodi yes kaveenshik em.
Tenst irar het mi tetev tusavats@ arink, heto hisha vor mashnes tveley Grzoyi
chntrlyak kiorpekin vor taneyn lvalu. De taksov el zapadloya gides;
ktsi-brni asi vraz dzkvem mashni bazar mi hat spanich,makardak, pervy-klas
kztsnogh firma masha arnem vor es nanaris ktsem mech@, kshem hayat u tenam
tghek@ inch kasen...

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